Wisdom

The good news is that the bad news couldn't be worse.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

I fell into ice cream and couldn't get out. I have been wondering in the dessert all day.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Earwax is a cereous matter.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Les trois éléments d'une histoire sont l'amour, l'humour et les morts.
-- Moïse Wilkinson

There are three basic types of chemical substances. Type 1 are edible things. That means you can eat them. Type 2 are toxic materials. Eat them slowly. Type 3 are unknown. Lick first.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Agricola bonus habet alvum magnam.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Real life is overrated. The major rating agencies gave real life a B+ while several fantasies got AA and AAA ratings.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

I keep my kippa in my right hand pocket and my umbrella in the left. I have the kippa to show my love and respect for G-d, and I have the umbrella because I don’t trust Him.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

With enough preparation you can save any amount of time.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Never do anything without acquiring sufficient data first. In fact, I never do anything, just to make sure.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

I think the kid who plays video games all day is just wasting his lives.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

A woman with perfect memory will never find the perfect man.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Sometimes I think that I am the only normal person in the world.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Stealing someone’s duvet is blanket theft!
-- Moshe Wilkinson

Religion is a smart man’s admission that he cannot know everything. Religious fundamentalism is a stupid man’s admission that he thinks he knows enough.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

I never find myself marvelling at one of the wonders of the modern world, say a skyscraper or a mobile phone or the cure for a terrible disease, and thanking a sociologist for it.
-- Moshe Wilkinson

I saw the writing on the wall. Unfortunately it was in Aramaic.
-- Moshe Wilkinson


 © Andrew Brehm 2016